The album cover.
Wish You Were The Egg was a Punk Floyd album, released in 1979.
Tour
After the release of the album, Punk Floyd went on a tour of Japan. After the customs discovered a fireman's helmet in Dirk's luggage, he was promptly sent to the local fire station to fight fires. After 10 days, he had learnt enough Japanese to tell the locals that he wasn't, in fact, a fireman. It cost Punk Floyd their tour, and resulted in Dirk being sued by all the venues that had to cancel gigs.
Tracklist
(all tracks composed by Dirk McQuickly unless noted)
SIDE 1:
1. Lobby
2. Rockestra Diamonds, Part I-V
3. Spin It Off
4. Once More, Twice More, Three Times Thrice More
5. Old Machine, Welcome
6. Arrow Through Stig
SIDE 2:
7. Jazzy Tune
8. To Him
9. Winter Cigar
10. The Transmission
11. Wish You Were The Egg
12. Rockestra Diamonds, Part VI-IX
13. Ron's Request